Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Email Signatures

12 line signatures that include graphics and inspirational messages are inappropriate for work.

  • ·          Less than 8 lines. That’s being generous because an address takes 2 lines. Mine usually has 4. I think it should include your name, job title, agency and department and phone number. That’s it. That’s four lines, plus 2 for an address and 6 max, but let’s be generous for those who include their fax number or some other appropriate detritus.
  • ·        The font should be consistent throughout the signature. Don’t script your name. Don’t change the colors.
  • ·        Everyone knows what “Phone” and “Fax” means. We don’t need pictures.
  • ·        Don’t put your email address. You sent the email, I’ve got it.
  • ·        Under no circumstance should you EVER put an inspirational message in your signature. Ever. If I see much more of it I’ll include something highly antagonistic like, “Old white men don’t belong in a uterus.” Or “No one gives a shit what you think.” I’ve seen religious and political messages and both are so very inappropriate. No one at work knows how anti-religious and liberal I am. I’m scary about both.



On your personal email, do as you will. No one gives a shit.