Monday I climbed two flights of stairs without getting winded or having a sore knee. Okay the knee I banged up a few months ago is still in pretty bad shape, but my left knee, the uninjured one, is the one that hurts when I have to climb.
There are days I really want a deep fried double cheeseburger, but honestly, for the most part, those days are gone. I'm surprised by how committed I've become. I sneak in fruit from time to time, but that's because the entrees taste like cat food.
No. I do not know what cat food tastes like, but it smells like cat food. I told my nutritionist that they tasted like sadness and she seemed a bit offended. I didn't push it by making the cat food reference.
Because the classes have started over, I want to tease her. I know it's wrong because she's good at what she does but what's wrong with suggesting the class add butter or MSG to their shakes? I am fairly certain Maribel would climb over the table and strangle me at that point. "I bet you think your funny bitch!!!" Who me?...
I was cleaning out my picture file and found a few more LOL gems.
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The name of this one is "Bromance" |
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That guy has to be like 60. |
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Look at it for a while. It will make your WTF senses scream. |
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Who hasn't had this day? |
I don't even like Star Wars. I am a Star Trek fan, unless we're talking about Twilight. Then I'm a Star Wars fan. Followers of George Takai will understand. |
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